• Queerz Without Fearz: Prologue Episode
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    Queerz Without Fearz: Prologue Episode

    This is breaking news A one-world government? (p2)I just don’t know Stan- I don’t trust it… (p3) Is that because You’re gay? (singing) A little more conversation! A little more action! A little more conversation! A little more action! Said a little more conversation! A little more action! I said a little more conversation a little more action! The time is up! Enough’s Enough! The time is up! Enough’s Enough! The time is up! Enough’s Enough! It’s time we sang a different song… *electric crackle* *electricity* close yeah rich ticker right yeah yep we’ll try on the back but it’s no problem it’s kinda heavy we’re just helping out front…

  • Vatican Experts Designed Jude Law’s Garments In ‘The Young Pope’
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    Vatican Experts Designed Jude Law’s Garments In ‘The Young Pope’

    >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE’RE BACK HERE WITH JUDE LAW, WHO IS THE STAR OF HBO’S NEW SHOW “THE YOUNG POPE.” LET’S TALK ABOUT THE YOUNG POPE HIMSELF. HOW OLD OF A POPE? IS HE YOUR AGE OF A POPE?>>I THINK WE SET HIM AT AROUND 47, JUST A TOUCH OLDER.>>Stephen: THAT’S YOUNG FOR A POPE.>>IT IS.>>Stephen: WHAT’S THE POPE AVERAGE?>>GOSH, I DON’T KNOW. I WOULD GUESS 70-PLUS.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>SO HE’S YOUNG.>>Stephen: POPE JOHN PAUL II WAS PRETTY YOUNG. HE WAS IN HIS 50s. THAT WAS CRAZY HE WAS SO YOUNG THERE.>>HE’S THE YOUNGEST POST AND ALSO THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE. AND THE PIECE IS– IT STARTS OFF WITH A CONCLAVE–…

  • Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)
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    Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)

    (neon sign buzzing) – Folks, we ready? – I am. – (stammering) Yes, you go; I’ll figure it out. – I will have the filet mignon with whipped potatoes. – And for you, miss? – I… will have… the… shit salad. – [Waiter] Thank you. – Shit salad? – I don’t know, I just panicked and I ordered the first thing I saw. – You don’t even like shit. Why don’t you just grab the waiter and tell him you want something different. – No, no, I’m not gonna be rude. They’re probably already making the shit. – It’s not rude, just get what you want. – No, you know…

  • Don’t Call My Dick “Nice” (Hot Date)
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    Don’t Call My Dick “Nice” (Hot Date)

    – Well, that was an eventful trip to the bathroom. – I didn’t wanna flush the condom and mess up their pipes. Do you think it’s okay if I just leave it in a napkin on the table? – Definitely. Hey, can I tell you something? – Yeah, what’s up? – You have a really nice dick. – Oh, wow. – It’s like the perfect size. – Well, thank you. – Not too small. – Uh-huh. – Not too big. – Excuse me? – Just like, really nice. – Totally. Yes. I hear you. (light piano music) So, just to clarify, nice doesn’t mean small, it just means not huge?…

  • The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)
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    The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

    (CollegeHumor theme) (electric buzzing) – It’s like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but– – We have a pool party to go to after this. – I guess we could always order from the diet menu. (horror music) (up-tempo music) – Beyoncé doesn’t say that. – “If he liked it, he should have put a platter “of grilled onion rings on it?” This is degrading. – A “Glamburger on a Tight Bun” with a side of thighs? Jesus! – How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being? – Hey, gang! Are we ready? – Yes, I will…

  • PROCURADOR DE EMPREGO
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    PROCURADOR DE EMPREGO

    Listen, Marcos, I liked you. I liked your energy, I want to give you a shot. -When can you start? -Start what? Work. Monday would be good for us. But if you want to wait till next month, it’s up to you. -I don’t know what to say. -I’m glad you’re happy. I really don’t know what to say. I never got to this part. -What part? -The part when I get the job. Your resumes says you worked at IBM, Pão de Açúcar and Adidas. Those are the places where I did job interviews. Just the interviews? At Adidas I did a group dynamic, but it’s not in my…

  • BAKED Season 2 | Episode 2 | Korfball
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    BAKED Season 2 | Episode 2 | Korfball

    Hey! How’s it looking? It’s beautiful man It’s your best one yet Right? Come Let’s click? No man! I have to attend the 1:15 pm class I’ve already missed both my classes But… Why do you need the attendance? Ya man! I already have an M.A degree Fair enough man, Let’s just blaze this mother lover up Good right? That was good man! Body, look who I found waiting downstairs by the house! Papa, I won’t fail this time You said the same thing the previous time I’ve spent a lot of money on you You’ve had a lot of fun in Delhi Now come back and help me with…

  • M. Night Shyamalan Pranked His Mother-in-Law with the Fake Baby from Servant
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    M. Night Shyamalan Pranked His Mother-in-Law with the Fake Baby from Servant

    -How are you? -I’m good. I was backstage, and Tiffany twerked for me. -Yeah. -I mean, it’s good. -Well, wait. You were backstage probably looking for Migos on your phone being like, “I have to have this ready…” -No, she did it without music. -She’s a very kind person. -Yes. -You’re obviously — You’re known for being a film director. It’s very exciting to have you producing a television series, directing some episodes. This is, as one might expect from you, a fairly haunting idea about a — [ Laughs ] I don’t know why I’m laughing. It’s a couple who’s suffered a tragic loss. -Yeah. -There’s a nanny. Explain…

  • Jousting with Jason Sudeikis and Kevin Hart
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    Jousting with Jason Sudeikis and Kevin Hart

    Welcome to an all-new episode of “What The Fit.” This is a show where I basically go and I get my friends to do things they wouldn’t normally do. They’re all based around a physical fitness workout. So I wanna do things that can motivate and inspire those to get fit. Now that I’m done with that let’s talk about my guest today. I got my guy Jason Sudeikis. We’re going to Medieval Times and we’re gonna get trained. We’re gonna get trained to be knights.( music playing )( grunts ) To learn how to be a knight would be an amazing, physical fitness activity. Oh, God. Oh, Jason. Hey.…