• Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)
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    Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)

    (neon sign buzzing) – Folks, we ready? – I am. – (stammering) Yes, you go; I’ll figure it out. – I will have the filet mignon with whipped potatoes. – And for you, miss? – I… will have… the… shit salad. – [Waiter] Thank you. – Shit salad? – I don’t know, I just panicked and I ordered the first thing I saw. – You don’t even like shit. Why don’t you just grab the waiter and tell him you want something different. – No, no, I’m not gonna be rude. They’re probably already making the shit. – It’s not rude, just get what you want. – No, you know…

  • What Could go Wrong with Our Dangerous Traps? (CHome Alone 5/5)
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    What Could go Wrong with Our Dangerous Traps? (CHome Alone 5/5)

    – I just feel like we spent all that time making the mac and cheese. – In the microwave, it’s that long. – Shut up flemwads! – Yeah, ya doinks, me and Katie figured out exactly how to best these robbers. – We have it on good authority that the robbers will enter by the kitchen staircase, where they’ll hit our first trap, icy stairs. – Wow! – Killer, really great. – Sounds great. – Once they pick themselves up off the ground, these nincompoops will be reaching for that door handle, but little do they know, it’s gonna be too hot to handle. – Yow! After they burn their…

  • Keith Eats Every Pie
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    Keith Eats Every Pie

    – In 1963 in Pasadena, California Pie’n Burger opened its doors. Since then, it’s been slinging delicious pies to all the beautiful patrons of Southern California. Today, I will taste every pie at Pie’n Burger. It’s high time for some pies! Thanks to Google Lens for sponsoring today’s video. (phone ringing) Hello! I just hung up on ’em. (laughs) (upbeat music) – [Keith] The whole vibe of this place just feels like a very small town pie or burger shop and I love it. – My name is Michael Osborne, the restaurant is Pie’n Burger here in Pasadena. So Pie’n Burger opened in 1963, recipes go back about 70, 75…

  • Keith Eats Everything At KFC
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    Keith Eats Everything At KFC

    In 1930, in North Corbin, Kentucky, one man had a dream, and that dream would become the greatest fried chicken franchise in America- nay, the WORLD. It’s eaten in Japan for their Christmas dinner! Santa Claus hops down the chimney with a big old bucket of chicken. (chicken clucks) Today, I will attempt the impossible and I will taste EVERYTHING that KFC serves at its fine chain establishment. Whoaaa, it smells great in there! (What have you gotten yourself into) (Try Guys theme music) (chicken clucks) (singing) La la la I don’t have every single thing you could purchase by line, but everything they sell is represented on this table.…

  • Laptops Are a Conversation Killer (Hot Date)
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    Laptops Are a Conversation Killer (Hot Date)

    (upbeat music) – This was such a good suggestion. I mean, we were just sitting at home on our laptops like anti-social losers. (keys clicking) – What? Oh, sorry, I was um, I was reading a… – Yes, it’s totally fine, we’re adults. We can sit at out laptops and still have a conver… Talk. – Whoa, did you see this article about a US arms deals to Saudi Arabia? – Huh? – US arms deal to Saudi Arabia? – Huh? – US arms deals to, uh, cat who thinks he’s a dog, what? – Um, sorry, I just found super cheap airfare. – Uh huh. – To Japan. –…

  • Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst
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    Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

    – Hello, and welcome to Rank King Astrology. I’m your Rank King, Eugene. Please welcome my special Rank Priestess, Allison. – Oh, wow. – Pretty good, right? – That was really good. – Yes. – Thank you. – We are very well-versed in the way of the stars. And today we are gonna rank all of the astrological signs from best to worst. Now for everyone watching, it doesn’t matter if you’re into astrology. You have never seen a zodiac video like this. This will be one of the only times you’ll see people actually rank all of the signs from best to worst with no mercy. We are right.…

  • Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far (Hot Date)
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    Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far (Hot Date)

    (upbeat music) (electric buzzing) – It’s like I want a burger but I just saw Cowspiracy and it made me really hungry so I already had one for lunch. – You have something on your face. – Like an eyelash? – No, like dirt, dirt and mud I think. – Oh, it’s my contour makeup. – You look like you’re in Broadway’s The Lion King. – I know, but it looks really good in pictures. (camera clicking) You see, contour makeup is an optical illusion. By putting highlighter and bronzer on certain parts of my face, I can accent my cheekbones or make my lips look poutier. – But in…

  • The Try Guys Test High Driving
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    The Try Guys Test High Driving

    (upbeat jazzy music) – Over the course of this series, we are going to drive under the influence four times. – We’re gettin’ drunk, we’re getting stoned, we’re gettin’ sleepy, and we’re gonna be textin’. – In this video, we’re gonna drive while high. – Oh, no. – We’ve set up a closed course that is a traffic simulation. -Yesterday, we drove the course sober as a control for our experiment. – I’m actually really curious to see if we can push this to the limit today, and find out, what is the threshold for stoned driving? – I’m worried about how I’m going to act today. I’m more worried…

  • The Try Guys Test Drunk Driving
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    The Try Guys Test Drunk Driving

    – [Woman] Sir, have you had anything to drink today? – Nothing. – [Everybody] Eugene. – Wait a second, that’s beer. – [Woman] Sir, sir I definitely think you’re inebriated. – Am I under arrest? – You’re free to drive. – Drive, drive drive, let’s go. – [Everybody] Whoa! – Ned, Ned, Ned! – In this epic four-part series, the Try Guys will test what’s it’s like to drive under the influence four different ways. – We’re gettin’ drunk, we’re gettin’ stoned, we’re gettin’ sleepy, and we’re gonna be texting. – We’re doing this specifically to show you why you shouldn’t do this. And, we’re gonna do it safely. –…

  • The Try Guys Test Sleep-Deprived Driving
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    The Try Guys Test Sleep-Deprived Driving

    – [Eugene] 36 hours. Zero sleep. (Keith crying) – [Keith] Ugh, I feel awful! – We are going to be driving while sleep deprived. – Yeah, I’ve, I’ve done that one. Whoopsie doopsie! – [Ned] Now this isn’t something you think of as like an intoxication, right? – Out of all the things we’re testing, I know this is the one that I’ve actually come close to crashing. – So, we’ve designed a course with twists and turns and surprises and we’re going to test ourselves to see how do we do under four different influences. – I have no idea how this is gonna turn out. (upbeat rock music)…