• Gujju Unisex Salon | The Comedy Factory
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    Gujju Unisex Salon | The Comedy Factory

    Listen up people Everyone is on leave due to Uttarayan So it’s just the three of us today, okay? Zulfiben must be on the way Yeah, but during the peak rush hours, it might get pretty chaotic! It’s your responsibility to make sure that no one leaves from the Waiting area. Don’t worry! Welcome sir, most welcome! Sir, my seat is pretty comfortable, please come and sit Sir, have you come here to get comfortable, or get a haircut? Come sit here, I’ll make sure that you get a nice haircut done within 5 minutes 36 seconds You walked in looking like Zayed Kahn, but you’ll walk out as Aamir…

  • Teens Give Their Parents A Lie Detector Test
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    Teens Give Their Parents A Lie Detector Test

    – Have you ever had sex? – Yes. – Mmm, damn! [Inaudible] What? ♪ (punk rock intro) ♪ – (FBE) Vivica, how well would you say that you know your dad? – I think I know him pretty well, I think. (laughs) – Hmm, do you? – There’s not really too much I don’t know about her. – Uh, there’s plenty. – (FBE) Well, today, you’re gonna be having a chance to find out just how well you know your dad, because you’re gonna be able to ask your dad anything you want while they are hooked up to a lie detector. – I’m so excited. This is gonna be…

  • Vatican Experts Designed Jude Law’s Garments In ‘The Young Pope’
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    Vatican Experts Designed Jude Law’s Garments In ‘The Young Pope’

    >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE’RE BACK HERE WITH JUDE LAW, WHO IS THE STAR OF HBO’S NEW SHOW “THE YOUNG POPE.” LET’S TALK ABOUT THE YOUNG POPE HIMSELF. HOW OLD OF A POPE? IS HE YOUR AGE OF A POPE?>>I THINK WE SET HIM AT AROUND 47, JUST A TOUCH OLDER.>>Stephen: THAT’S YOUNG FOR A POPE.>>IT IS.>>Stephen: WHAT’S THE POPE AVERAGE?>>GOSH, I DON’T KNOW. I WOULD GUESS 70-PLUS.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>SO HE’S YOUNG.>>Stephen: POPE JOHN PAUL II WAS PRETTY YOUNG. HE WAS IN HIS 50s. THAT WAS CRAZY HE WAS SO YOUNG THERE.>>HE’S THE YOUNGEST POST AND ALSO THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE. AND THE PIECE IS– IT STARTS OFF WITH A CONCLAVE–…

  • TVF | The Music Room with Vaibhav Bundhoo | Ft. Jasleen Royal
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    TVF | The Music Room with Vaibhav Bundhoo | Ft. Jasleen Royal

    Jasleen, do you think those chairs are too big? Yeah. It’s starting to feel a little lazy. – Oh, yeah. It’s better. – Much better. So welcome to the Music Room. And constantly evolving show which we are trying to get better every time. So please be patient with us. Today we have with us Jasleen Royal. I have been always in the impression that ‘Royal’ had ‘e’ at the end. Like ‘Royale With Cheese’. Yeah. Royale has an ‘e’… – …at the end. – at the end. I don’t have. So what’s the origin of that name? I don’t know. It’s been a surname in my family. So as…

  • Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)
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    Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)

    (neon sign buzzing) – Folks, we ready? – I am. – (stammering) Yes, you go; I’ll figure it out. – I will have the filet mignon with whipped potatoes. – And for you, miss? – I… will have… the… shit salad. – [Waiter] Thank you. – Shit salad? – I don’t know, I just panicked and I ordered the first thing I saw. – You don’t even like shit. Why don’t you just grab the waiter and tell him you want something different. – No, no, I’m not gonna be rude. They’re probably already making the shit. – It’s not rude, just get what you want. – No, you know…

  • Don’t Call My Dick “Nice” (Hot Date)
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    Don’t Call My Dick “Nice” (Hot Date)

    – Well, that was an eventful trip to the bathroom. – I didn’t wanna flush the condom and mess up their pipes. Do you think it’s okay if I just leave it in a napkin on the table? – Definitely. Hey, can I tell you something? – Yeah, what’s up? – You have a really nice dick. – Oh, wow. – It’s like the perfect size. – Well, thank you. – Not too small. – Uh-huh. – Not too big. – Excuse me? – Just like, really nice. – Totally. Yes. I hear you. (light piano music) So, just to clarify, nice doesn’t mean small, it just means not huge?…

  • The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)
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    The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

    (CollegeHumor theme) (electric buzzing) – It’s like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but– – We have a pool party to go to after this. – I guess we could always order from the diet menu. (horror music) (up-tempo music) – Beyoncé doesn’t say that. – “If he liked it, he should have put a platter “of grilled onion rings on it?” This is degrading. – A “Glamburger on a Tight Bun” with a side of thighs? Jesus! – How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being? – Hey, gang! Are we ready? – Yes, I will…

  • PROCURADOR DE EMPREGO
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    PROCURADOR DE EMPREGO

    Listen, Marcos, I liked you. I liked your energy, I want to give you a shot. -When can you start? -Start what? Work. Monday would be good for us. But if you want to wait till next month, it’s up to you. -I don’t know what to say. -I’m glad you’re happy. I really don’t know what to say. I never got to this part. -What part? -The part when I get the job. Your resumes says you worked at IBM, Pão de Açúcar and Adidas. Those are the places where I did job interviews. Just the interviews? At Adidas I did a group dynamic, but it’s not in my…

  • M. Night Shyamalan Pranked His Mother-in-Law with the Fake Baby from Servant
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    M. Night Shyamalan Pranked His Mother-in-Law with the Fake Baby from Servant

    -How are you? -I’m good. I was backstage, and Tiffany twerked for me. -Yeah. -I mean, it’s good. -Well, wait. You were backstage probably looking for Migos on your phone being like, “I have to have this ready…” -No, she did it without music. -She’s a very kind person. -Yes. -You’re obviously — You’re known for being a film director. It’s very exciting to have you producing a television series, directing some episodes. This is, as one might expect from you, a fairly haunting idea about a — [ Laughs ] I don’t know why I’m laughing. It’s a couple who’s suffered a tragic loss. -Yeah. -There’s a nanny. Explain…

  • [CC/FULL] The Undatables EP14 (1/3) | 훈남정음
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    [CC/FULL] The Undatables EP14 (1/3) | 훈남정음

    – Father. – I’m not your father. I’m your father. I’d like to date Jeong Eum with the intent to marry her. Please give us your permission. Marriage? – Yes, Father. – He’s not your father! Dad. I like Hoon Nam a lot. That makes everything okay? And what do you like about Hoon Nam, I mean, Bamboo room? His looks? Sure, I give you that. But you can’t live off his face. He’s handsome because he takes after me. His competence in work? – This is all… – Hello. His family is a mess. What’s wrong with his family? Just no! He has his blood in him! Of course,…